Most days for me are generally the same. I go through life and almost nothing excites me. Recently a girl at my work told me I was boring and she is right, because what excites me I cannot find. It was always intense emotion where I found the trill of life. In playing sports I found that in the human battle of one man or one team against the other. There was nothing more exciting to me than basketball.. the other place was love.
There is always something amazing about the feeling you get when you meet and trully connect with someone. When the hot girl talks to you. For an average looking bloke like me with a few too many pounds, a crooked nose and a funny shaped head it doesn't happen often. When I was younger sure I had a few hotties but not as you get older it become fewer and father between. Probably because I can't stand talking to most people. They just bore me.
Chika didn't bore me. She was about 5'4 5'6.. totally guessing here. Petite with this black hair that teased her eyes just below shoulder length. She had this almost grudge/anime style to her. IT was strings of vivid color mixed into the plane green. She also seemed to bounce as she walked. This energy she carried. It was like nothing I had seen before. Most girls in China are pretty much the same, the say the same lies about being single, they are always very well dressed and proper. Chika was the exact opposite and she exploded in the room. We met at KFC.. and she devoured her food... it is strange that the girls I meet who I fall for tend to devour their food like they rarely remember to eat or have some place to go.
It was Christmas in China so we were all going Karaoke.. only problem was for at least me it meant another naked bathhouse with 20 chinese men staring at my white ass body.. not a gay thing a rich thing.. except this time there was no massage. Just a bath, some pajamas.. dinner and a big ass room with an endless supply of booze and singing.
The night by all accounts was a blast. I got drunk with the man I call my wife Dashwin who speaks no English.. another time I will tell you about my Chinese male wife. So anyways near the end of the night I ask Chika if she would like to go out sometime. She says yes and I am ON TOP OF THE WORLD.. there is nothing scarier than asking a girl out you like.. there is nothing more amazing when she says yes.
Now I didn't get to see her right away because I had to go to Shanghai for business. It was 4 days before our date. The thing about a pretty girl... when I say pretty it is a subjective thing..pretty to me.. is she gives you dreams.. when you get older it is harder to find that magic which lets you dream.. truth is I try never to dream anymore because the pain of disappointment is too much.. with Chika I couldn't help it... sure you might say 3000 miles and 18 hour flight.. it means nothing to me.. I flew across the world twice for the chance at love.
I was so excited the day of the date. My host, the guy I was doing business with me who was an ass decides he wants me to train his people on the software I am selling. I do a half of a day and say see yah.. now I haven't called Chika since setting our date to meet at KFC.. I arrive early enough to go buy a little jade necklace.. I wanted the day to be perfect. We are suppose to meet at 2pm.. 2 comes and no Chika.. 2:30 and no Chika.
Now you might think I should call her. In a perfect world there would be a phone where I put a quarter in and then it is that easy. Chinese payphones if you can find them take cards. You need to find a place to sell them. You need someone who speaks enough English to point you in the right direction. So I manage to borrow a phone to get Chika's phone number from the host guy, however I am unable to get ahold her. Now you might think a guy should give up.. not me.. I am resilient. There is nothing I would not do at the chance at love. It is all I have wanted my whole life.. my very own love story...
So I decide I am going to buy a cell phone in China.. I have permission to buy one, a cheap one from my boss in case I need to contact him. Cheap is not in my vocabulary as it physically bothers me to buy something cheap when there is something better out there. A little OCD in a way..
So I go to a cell phone company. They don't take American money. The lady at the store walks with me for two blocks to a bank where I can change my US cash into whatever they call Chinese money. I buy this PDA samsung top of the line phone for 800US... cheap is not in my vocab. So I call Chika again and finally she answers...
she forgot about my date... it is like your heart hits the floor.. maybe that should of been a clue she was not into me.. but when you have spent $800 US which you will have to explain to your boss for a chance at love nothing stops you.. Chika says she will be there in 30 minutes.
So I wander through a Chinese shopping center where I see a more current version of the phone I just bought for $1000 US... not I can't return the phone I bought but man it just bothered me to have the second best phone.
Chika shows up and she has not showered, she has not brushed her teeth. Maybe that was because of the fact you can only shower 3 times a week in Bejing, water shortage.. or... she is not into me.. again I ignore this.. average looking blokes have to.. girls don't just fall for guys like me.. we have to win there hearts...
So we catch a Taxi and drop off a video she did for a professor and then head to her favorite place to walk. In the cab ride over.. she says the worst thing any girl can say to a man...
"just friends"
Why don't you girls just take a knife and kill us because it was like the world started to crack around me and then shatter.... and the thing is you have to smile and pretend it was always just friends when secretly all you want is to get wasted and end up fucking some girl.. it is how men deal with things.. it is how I use to... not anymore.. tired of the 6 month wait to see if I caught the HIV from some drunken escapade on a pool table in a Vancouver hostile.
So we finally get to this place and I am trying to put on a brave face.. we start walking and her English is average at best... and the whole time I just want to pull her in close and kiss her even with her stinky breath.. and you have to understand Chinese woman eat chickens feat.. so for me to want to kiss her chicken feat eating mouth..she must be some kind of..
Unfortuanelty the feeling is one sided as we start to get past the surface details. It is something I am good at I guess. Truth is I have never really been good at the whole casual conversation thing. I just can't relax around people..
First she says she has never kissed a boy but has kissed a girl and her favorite show is Queer eye for the straight guy... She is actually grossed out by the idea of kissing a guy... then I start talking of TJ this black American girl I dated and she is getting excited..
Then it hits me... out of the 1.5 billion people in China, out of the 700 million woman... I find the hot lesbian...
And.. I have no answer for that... there is no come back.. my ego just is not big enough to think I can turn her straight...
Nothing in life teaches us to deal with that scenario.. so if you are ever in China and are a lesbian... I can hook you up with the most amazing girl...
http://cybersweetness.com
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There is always something amazing about the feeling you get when you meet and trully connect with someone. When the hot girl talks to you. For an average looking bloke like me with a few too many pounds, a crooked nose and a funny shaped head it doesn't happen often. When I was younger sure I had a few hotties but not as you get older it become fewer and father between. Probably because I can't stand talking to most people. They just bore me.
Chika didn't bore me. She was about 5'4 5'6.. totally guessing here. Petite with this black hair that teased her eyes just below shoulder length. She had this almost grudge/anime style to her. IT was strings of vivid color mixed into the plane green. She also seemed to bounce as she walked. This energy she carried. It was like nothing I had seen before. Most girls in China are pretty much the same, the say the same lies about being single, they are always very well dressed and proper. Chika was the exact opposite and she exploded in the room. We met at KFC.. and she devoured her food... it is strange that the girls I meet who I fall for tend to devour their food like they rarely remember to eat or have some place to go.
It was Christmas in China so we were all going Karaoke.. only problem was for at least me it meant another naked bathhouse with 20 chinese men staring at my white ass body.. not a gay thing a rich thing.. except this time there was no massage. Just a bath, some pajamas.. dinner and a big ass room with an endless supply of booze and singing.
The night by all accounts was a blast. I got drunk with the man I call my wife Dashwin who speaks no English.. another time I will tell you about my Chinese male wife. So anyways near the end of the night I ask Chika if she would like to go out sometime. She says yes and I am ON TOP OF THE WORLD.. there is nothing scarier than asking a girl out you like.. there is nothing more amazing when she says yes.
Now I didn't get to see her right away because I had to go to Shanghai for business. It was 4 days before our date. The thing about a pretty girl... when I say pretty it is a subjective thing..pretty to me.. is she gives you dreams.. when you get older it is harder to find that magic which lets you dream.. truth is I try never to dream anymore because the pain of disappointment is too much.. with Chika I couldn't help it... sure you might say 3000 miles and 18 hour flight.. it means nothing to me.. I flew across the world twice for the chance at love.
I was so excited the day of the date. My host, the guy I was doing business with me who was an ass decides he wants me to train his people on the software I am selling. I do a half of a day and say see yah.. now I haven't called Chika since setting our date to meet at KFC.. I arrive early enough to go buy a little jade necklace.. I wanted the day to be perfect. We are suppose to meet at 2pm.. 2 comes and no Chika.. 2:30 and no Chika.
Now you might think I should call her. In a perfect world there would be a phone where I put a quarter in and then it is that easy. Chinese payphones if you can find them take cards. You need to find a place to sell them. You need someone who speaks enough English to point you in the right direction. So I manage to borrow a phone to get Chika's phone number from the host guy, however I am unable to get ahold her. Now you might think a guy should give up.. not me.. I am resilient. There is nothing I would not do at the chance at love. It is all I have wanted my whole life.. my very own love story...
So I decide I am going to buy a cell phone in China.. I have permission to buy one, a cheap one from my boss in case I need to contact him. Cheap is not in my vocabulary as it physically bothers me to buy something cheap when there is something better out there. A little OCD in a way..
So I go to a cell phone company. They don't take American money. The lady at the store walks with me for two blocks to a bank where I can change my US cash into whatever they call Chinese money. I buy this PDA samsung top of the line phone for 800US... cheap is not in my vocab. So I call Chika again and finally she answers...
she forgot about my date... it is like your heart hits the floor.. maybe that should of been a clue she was not into me.. but when you have spent $800 US which you will have to explain to your boss for a chance at love nothing stops you.. Chika says she will be there in 30 minutes.
So I wander through a Chinese shopping center where I see a more current version of the phone I just bought for $1000 US... not I can't return the phone I bought but man it just bothered me to have the second best phone.
Chika shows up and she has not showered, she has not brushed her teeth. Maybe that was because of the fact you can only shower 3 times a week in Bejing, water shortage.. or... she is not into me.. again I ignore this.. average looking blokes have to.. girls don't just fall for guys like me.. we have to win there hearts...
So we catch a Taxi and drop off a video she did for a professor and then head to her favorite place to walk. In the cab ride over.. she says the worst thing any girl can say to a man...
"just friends"
Why don't you girls just take a knife and kill us because it was like the world started to crack around me and then shatter.... and the thing is you have to smile and pretend it was always just friends when secretly all you want is to get wasted and end up fucking some girl.. it is how men deal with things.. it is how I use to... not anymore.. tired of the 6 month wait to see if I caught the HIV from some drunken escapade on a pool table in a Vancouver hostile.
So we finally get to this place and I am trying to put on a brave face.. we start walking and her English is average at best... and the whole time I just want to pull her in close and kiss her even with her stinky breath.. and you have to understand Chinese woman eat chickens feat.. so for me to want to kiss her chicken feat eating mouth..she must be some kind of..
Unfortuanelty the feeling is one sided as we start to get past the surface details. It is something I am good at I guess. Truth is I have never really been good at the whole casual conversation thing. I just can't relax around people..
First she says she has never kissed a boy but has kissed a girl and her favorite show is Queer eye for the straight guy... She is actually grossed out by the idea of kissing a guy... then I start talking of TJ this black American girl I dated and she is getting excited..
Then it hits me... out of the 1.5 billion people in China, out of the 700 million woman... I find the hot lesbian...
And.. I have no answer for that... there is no come back.. my ego just is not big enough to think I can turn her straight...
Nothing in life teaches us to deal with that scenario.. so if you are ever in China and are a lesbian... I can hook you up with the most amazing girl...
http://cybersweetness.com
show off your blog, twitter page, website, youtube channel in your facebook profile..
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