I was so tired in the morning and happy that Bob was driving. See when I drink... I drink a lot. I am Canadian... it is cold here. We have real beer with actual booze in it.. not that piss you americans drink.. what really bothered me about the US elections was nobody demanded beer with more booze in it.. if you are trying to get over this recession, you are going to have to have to get drunk on less money. The least the beer companies could do is give you more booze for the buck.
Anyways, we get done work by 12 and head off to an alligator farm place... I make Bob stop so I can buy a shirt and pair of shorts. I had a reason to look better..hot girl.. who I was seeing later that night...
So we arrive at this Alligator farm which serves beer much to my delight. I grab two and start watching this funny looking guy feed the gators. Personally I think anyone who holds on to a drumstick, letting go just as the gator chomps is a little bit nuts, but hey..its his life... and truth be told I would love to live like that...
After getting a boring speech on gators we all hop into this boat which has beer... I am loving this as I am starting to see two of everything... The guide then pulls out this big looking rat and lets it nibble on my ear... it had been awhile since I got any so I must admit to liking it...
We stop at this place.. what esle can I call it... it is like a little dock.. they take out baby snakes and alligators...
Me thinking I am cool, gets the guide to hang this itty bitty gator off my ear.. no pics of that, then I decide not thinking this thing has been eating chicken, bugs, whatever... to give a bigger gator a kiss...I kissed a gator on the lips... I don't even know if it was a male or female gator.. if it was male does that mean I am gay?
Truth was the kiss was better than most girls I have kissed...sad but true..
Unfortunatley they wouldn't let me kiss the snake though... apparently it would of bit me.. call me crazy but I wanted to get bit..but they wouldn't let me... arggggg...
Anyways, we get done work by 12 and head off to an alligator farm place... I make Bob stop so I can buy a shirt and pair of shorts. I had a reason to look better..hot girl.. who I was seeing later that night...
So we arrive at this Alligator farm which serves beer much to my delight. I grab two and start watching this funny looking guy feed the gators. Personally I think anyone who holds on to a drumstick, letting go just as the gator chomps is a little bit nuts, but hey..its his life... and truth be told I would love to live like that...
After getting a boring speech on gators we all hop into this boat which has beer... I am loving this as I am starting to see two of everything... The guide then pulls out this big looking rat and lets it nibble on my ear... it had been awhile since I got any so I must admit to liking it...
We stop at this place.. what esle can I call it... it is like a little dock.. they take out baby snakes and alligators...
Me thinking I am cool, gets the guide to hang this itty bitty gator off my ear.. no pics of that, then I decide not thinking this thing has been eating chicken, bugs, whatever... to give a bigger gator a kiss...I kissed a gator on the lips... I don't even know if it was a male or female gator.. if it was male does that mean I am gay?
Truth was the kiss was better than most girls I have kissed...sad but true..
Unfortunatley they wouldn't let me kiss the snake though... apparently it would of bit me.. call me crazy but I wanted to get bit..but they wouldn't let me... arggggg...
Big fat rat
lips and all..
Honestly what is cooler than holding a crock.. every guy would love to have a pet croc if they could trust it wouldn't eat them..
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