Sunday, January 10, 2010

What to do when a girl calls the cops on you for being an idiot?

There I was in Mexico, next to my favorite palm tree, two margirittas next to me with a good book... then bam.. all of a sudden out of no where comes this Elvis looking kid talking about how he wants to be a rock star... am I from Canada, do I know anyone who can help him, by the way my ex got a restraining order against me.. I smsed anyways on xmas and she returned it saying she never wants to hear from me again.  Then he goes on to tell me all about their relationship.. as he does everyone he talks to..   you have to laugh I suppose cause it was like looking in the mirrior.  Getting your heart broken is one thing, having them go to the cops because we don't have enoough confidence to walk away is another.  It is the curse of the poet.. the singer... the artist.. we feel more and thus the loss becomes so huge that we are desperate to not feel it again or maybe she is just a cruel bitch... not that it matters.. because the key to being alright, being successful in life has nothing to do with anyone else.  It is about us, about being ok with who we are... It would be easy for me to make up many good reasons for not walking away in time... a tragic childhood, being fat, ugly and having a small dick..

but at the end of the day none of them hold any water.. love or not knowing how to deal with the loss of love made you a little insane.. and when other people.. not even the police, but other people start having to get involved maybe it is time to just take a step back and focus on you.. say fuck her and focus on likely yourself a little more.. which you wish you could do but you don't really know how.. how the hell does one let go.. well to be honest, as a guy, lots of safe sex but you have to be careful cause you are not ready to date so you need to not fall for the girl you have sex with.  Don't lie to her either, just tell her you are looking for some safe rebound fun... and do your thing... many times...have a dozen rebound girls if you need to.. but do not date cause it will end the same way..

You got to take control of your life... figure out what you want for this life and make it happen.  In his case it should be school and music.. make those two things the priority because they will keep doors open.. and the most important thing is learn from your past.. do not hide from it.. I always tell people about my past.. they have the right to know if they are investing their hearts into the relationship and girls appreciate honesty.. and USE A CONDOM.. all the time.. why would you kill yourself for some girl.. unless it was a heroic situation... sorry god.. I was stupid, stuck my dick in a girl and then my dick got the hiv, making it impossible to have sex so it punched me in the balls until I died..

Your an idiot god would say.. see that hole, going down to where you hear the music.. we call it sweat yoga... what he doesn't tell you of course is you will have to do hot yoga for eternity, surrounded by hot girls you can never have sex with.. and you can't even masturbate..

This is igebadia.. the master of the heart and how to fuck up relationships... tell your mother if she is hot.. your sister if she is over 18..

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