I broke up with the girl which you could know,,

Women make men crazy and you make a fortune off it.  It is sickening I tell you how easier it is now to be a fool who fell for a girl on the other side of the world.  Imagine that, that two people should meet online, as the world has gone social this was a natural evolution.  Now my question to you.. and I am asking this of you because you are the best I have used, still has some really huge bugs that I am going to tell you how to fix..

Why.. because it should be easier to send flowers.. so if you have a moment perhaps you might simply read... absorb...I am like a nice wine you drink after running out of beer..

Lets talk service:  With Facebook connect, twitter connect, google connect you would get a tone of geographic and social info.. like perhaps I am not still with the girl a year later.  nothing sucks like that email.. It would of been much cooler if you could make it send your friend flowers or chocolates.  have you considered working with zchocolates which they can deliver anywhere in the world.  Toys, games... you have the infrastructure for it do you know with your flower side service.  Old books would be cool.  Lots of old bookstores around.  There is so much more you can do..

And the cool thing is you offer 3 types of discounts.
5% if you tweet
5% in you add to your facebook feed
5% if you do a youtube video on it

I still wouldn't do it because I am private that way.. and you could offer post x date notice.. meaning you won't tweet, just have the user send a video after and get a paypal discount. 

Have you seen ijustine.  She is super hot tech nerd who made it cool to dance in an apple store.. it has given apple millions of dollars in free publicity.

Zcholcolates could offer a post deliver dance I am high on chocolate discount. All you have to do is send us a link to verify you did a video and we will pay you for the marketing 5%, or even just a bit.ly short url which they can add to any feed.  that is how amazon is making a killing.  That changes the whole game.  I can link to almost anything.. me dancing to a song is me selling that song.

Just imagine this.  Flora handles my love life.  I am a man and lets face it we need a lot of help.  Dates, times, things they like and dislike.. somedays it is so hard to remember all the crazy ass things woman expect of men.  how about a private DM say take your fuckin pill.. lol..  harry potter like screamers..

Each store.. let us go back to where the dream began.  Flower people are this strange and magical bunch.. cause they know the guy has no idea what he is doing.. that is what flowers say.. hi I am a dumbass male.. these looked pretty.. here.. want to have sex..

It takes a special person to mix flowers together.  It would be cool to learn more... more you say I say all it takes is a web cam and a PC.. Microsoft says we are all PC's.. the same. personally I say we are more like apples.. unique individuals.. I am not some dam robot.. like everyone else.. I will not assimulate.. I am igebadia.. and I am blogging about your site.. so I thought I would email it.. I am the crazy man of the internet.. from a parallel galaxy I have come to earth to find the 5 daughters of chaos...

To stop the googolians.. not google silly... that is the mean life a vampire.. it is the one thing that was different.. they live almost forever.. the ones we kill lower the mean life.. but they are fantastic at using the inhabitants of a planit to mine it of all natural resources and then they essentially make bloodwine out of the people.. who just think the process is well like the perfect streetdrug.. what you don't really think it was the crooks who invented crystal meth do you.. comeon.. all it took was a recipe.. the rest... always idiots in this world...

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What to do when a girl calls the cops on you for being an idiot?

There I was in Mexico, next to my favorite palm tree, two margirittas next to me with a good book... then bam.. all of a sudden out of no where comes this Elvis looking kid talking about how he wants to be a rock star... am I from Canada, do I know anyone who can help him, by the way my ex got a restraining order against me.. I smsed anyways on xmas and she returned it saying she never wants to hear from me again.  Then he goes on to tell me all about their relationship.. as he does everyone he talks to..   you have to laugh I suppose cause it was like looking in the mirrior.  Getting your heart broken is one thing, having them go to the cops because we don't have enoough confidence to walk away is another.  It is the curse of the poet.. the singer... the artist.. we feel more and thus the loss becomes so huge that we are desperate to not feel it again or maybe she is just a cruel bitch... not that it matters.. because the key to being alright, being successful in life has nothing to do with anyone else.  It is about us, about being ok with who we are... It would be easy for me to make up many good reasons for not walking away in time... a tragic childhood, being fat, ugly and having a small dick..

but at the end of the day none of them hold any water.. love or not knowing how to deal with the loss of love made you a little insane.. and when other people.. not even the police, but other people start having to get involved maybe it is time to just take a step back and focus on you.. say fuck her and focus on likely yourself a little more.. which you wish you could do but you don't really know how.. how the hell does one let go.. well to be honest, as a guy, lots of safe sex but you have to be careful cause you are not ready to date so you need to not fall for the girl you have sex with.  Don't lie to her either, just tell her you are looking for some safe rebound fun... and do your thing... many times...have a dozen rebound girls if you need to.. but do not date cause it will end the same way..

You got to take control of your life... figure out what you want for this life and make it happen.  In his case it should be school and music.. make those two things the priority because they will keep doors open.. and the most important thing is learn from your past.. do not hide from it.. I always tell people about my past.. they have the right to know if they are investing their hearts into the relationship and girls appreciate honesty.. and USE A CONDOM.. all the time.. why would you kill yourself for some girl.. unless it was a heroic situation... sorry god.. I was stupid, stuck my dick in a girl and then my dick got the hiv, making it impossible to have sex so it punched me in the balls until I died..

Your an idiot god would say.. see that hole, going down to where you hear the music.. we call it sweat yoga... what he doesn't tell you of course is you will have to do hot yoga for eternity, surrounded by hot girls you can never have sex with.. and you can't even masturbate..

This is igebadia.. the master of the heart and how to fuck up relationships... tell your mother if she is hot.. your sister if she is over 18..

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dreams that never happened

I have always dreamed of falling in love with the girl next door.. I suppose I have a lot of dreams that have died since I was young.. since I realized that I am eternally flawed in a way that will not heal..

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